( A script of English drama )
角色介绍Character introduction
小红帽(little red):会魔法
虎克船长(captain hook):娘娘腔船员1(sailor 1)
船员2(sailor 2)
羊大哥(lamp 1):三大男高音-卡内拉斯
羊小弟(lamp 2):三大男高音-帕华洛帝
小猪(pig):自以为是羊的猪ˋ三大男高音-多明哥
巨鹰(enormous eagle)
白雪公主(snow white):三八
强盗1(robber 1)
强盗2(robber 2)
巫婆(witch):可怜虫
灰姑娘(Cinderella):爱漂亮ˋ脾气火爆ˋ妆很浓
仆人(servant)
魔镜(magic mirror):拍马屁
王子(prince):自恋
旁白(Voice-over)
第一幕 (Act 1)
场景place:灰姑娘的房间 Cinderella’s bedroom
出场人物character:灰姑娘 Cinderella、仆人servant、魔镜magic mirror
旁白:很久很久以前,在妈妈咪呀城里住著一位漂亮的公主,今天是她的生日。
Voice-over:Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess lived in city which called Mamamia, and today is her birthday.
(灰刚睡醒,仆人进房)
(Cinderella just wakes up. The servant walks into)
仆人:噢~公主您醒啦 今天是您的生日,我们将举办有史以来最豪华的宴会,您的朋友都会来帮你庆祝。
Servant:Oh~ my dear princess! Today is your birthday. We are going to hold the most luxurious party for you! Many of your friends will come here to celebrate you .
灰:那我今天可要好好打扮一下了。魔镜!! (手拍两下)
Cinderella:It seems that I have to make up myself today. Mirror!! (Clap twice)
魔镜:yoyoyo!(被八) 嘎啵~(转头回来) 妳今天很美~
Magic Mirror:YoYoYo~(box on the ear) Yabon~(twist his head back) You look so gorgeous today.
灰:快帮我找一件最适合我的礼服!! 对了,不知道朋友们到哪了,你知道他们在哪吗
Cinderella:Hurry! Find me a most staggering dress!! Yep, I don’t know if they were already on their way or not. Do you know where they are
魔镜:让你瞧瞧
Magic Mirror:Here, take a look.
第二幕 (Act 2)
场景place:船上(On the ship)
出场人物character:小红帽little red、虎克船长captain hook、船员1 sailor 1、
船员2 sailor 2
(小红帽在舞台来回拖地)、(虎克船长站在前面)、(船员1拿帆,船员2拿吹风机吹)
(little red mops around the stage)、(hook stand in front of stage)、(sailor 1 get sail、sailor 2 take blower blow it)
小红帽:嗯……我们….(被打断)
Little red:hum…we…(be interrupted)
船员1:我们现在要去哪
Sailor 1:Where are we going now?
虎:我们要去灰姑娘的生日派对。
Hook:We’re going to Cinderella’s birthday party.
小红帽:那…要带…(被打断)
Little red:opps!so…what should…(be interrupted)
船员 2:船长那我们要带什麼礼物阿
Sailor 2:What should we bring for her , captain?
虎:我自有打算
Hook:You’ll see.
船员1、2:船长英明
Sailor1、2:Holly captain!!
小红帽:(越想越觉得自己很卑微,於是把拖把的下面旋转开变成魔法棒)霹雳卡霹雳啦啦波波莉那贝贝鲁多(虎变成了拿拖把的小弟)
Little red:pilica pililala popolina babarudo(Hook became a servant who have malkin)
虎:(娘)那我们现在要去哪阿
Hook:Where are we going now?(sessy)
小红帽:去灰姑娘的生日派对阿!
Little red:We’re going to Cinderella’s birthday party.
(用魔法棒变到森林入口)(hex to the forest)
虎:(边看地图、拿手帕擦汗)还要多久才会到阿
Hook:I’m fainting. I’m too weak to….How long shall we arrive at the castle
小红帽:怎麼这麼远阿,看我的! (变出南瓜鳄鱼车)
Little red:Hei, being like a MAN !
All right, all right. ( sigh) forget it.
Look here. Snap !
(坐著车离场)
第三幕 (Act 3)
场景place:森林(forest)
出场人物character:羊大哥lamp 1、羊小弟lamp 2、小猪pig、巨鹰 Giant eagle
(三只小羊冲进来,自以为有明星般的光采,用三大男高音的音乐自我介绍)
羊大哥:我是卡内拉斯~咩
lamp 1:I’m Carreras~mae~
羊小弟:我是帕华洛帝~咩
lamp 2:I’m Pavarotti~mae~
小猪:咩咩~我是多明哥(猪叫声)
Pig:mae~mae~I’m Domingo
三人:我们是世界三大男高音。
Three people:We are the three tenors.mae~oink~
羊大哥:目标城堡,齐步走!咩~
lamp 1:To the castle ! Quick march!mae~
(走了四五步、羊大哥煞车、小弟小猪撞上去)
羊小弟:干麻停下来!咩~
lamp 2:What’s up ! Why stop mae~
羊大哥:我们好像迷路了
lamp 1:We Get Lost
(左看右看,巨鹰出现)(羊们向后跳)
羊大哥:(尖叫)救命!救命!(乱跑)
lamp 1:Help!Help!
(羊小弟、小猪一起跑)(巨鹰从反方向、小弟小猪又撞到哥、巨鹰抓哥)
巨鹰:嘿嘿嘿!抓到了!(瞄到猪)(放下大哥去抓猪)
Giant eagle:Hahaha!I Gotcha!
巨鹰:有猪,我比较喜欢吃猪
enormous eagle:There is a pig. I prefer to eat pig.
小猪:我是羊我是羊我是羊
Pig:I’m a sheep!A sheep!I’m a sheep!
巨鹰:你是猪你是猪你是猪
enormous eagle:You’re a pig! A Pig ! pig!
(两人对看慢慢转圈、跳、剪刀石头布)
小猪:我我我是一只羊羊羊YO我是一只羊
Pig:I I I am a sheep sheep sheep yo I am a sheep.
巨鹰:什麼 不不不不不不猪(指)
enormous eagle:What No No No No No No Pig(point)
(羊小弟走到他们中间)
羊小弟:停!巨鹰先生,想不想跟我们一起去派对?
lamp 2:Stop!Mr. eagle,Do you want to go to the party with us
巨鹰:派对!派对!我爱派对!
enormous eagle:party!party!I like party!
羊大哥:好吧~齐步走!
lamp 1:Ok~ Quick march!
(四人排队离场)
第四幕 (Act 4)
场景place:白雪公主的家
出场人物character:白雪公主snow white、强盗1robber 1、强盗2robber 2、巫婆witch
白:快!快!快把我最好看的衣服拿出来!
Snow white:Quick!Quick!Take out my most beautiful clothe.
巫:是、是、是 (拿出一堆衣服)
Witch:OK~ok~ok
(巫拿旗袍) 白:不要! 【巫先拿给观众看】
Snow white:NO
(巫拿原始人衣服) 白:不要!
Snow white:NONO
(巫拿雨衣) 白:不要!不要!不要! 我看,还是去拿我的珍藏宝物好了!
Snow white:NONONO!OH my God~ I think I should take out my favorite treasure .
(到布幕后换衣服、丢衣服、裤子、内裤……)
白:苹果拿了没?
Snow white:Have you brought the apple
巫:有毒的还没毒的?
Witch: Baneful or unbaneful
(poisonous or nonpoisonous )
白:嘿嘿~有毒的
Snow white:Hey ~ Baneful~
巫:OK~(走去拿苹果)哪个好呢 (开始点)
Witch:OK~Which is better…
白:我们出发吧!(两人上竹扫把)
Snow white:Let’s go!
(强盗1、2出现)
强盗:劫财劫色
Robber:Rob fortune rob beauty.
巫:没财没色
Witch:No fortune nor beauty.
强盗:我们要的就是你!(扑向白)(白摆架式)
Robber:What we want is you!
强盗1:好像很厉害喔(摆架式)
Robber 1:Whoa, it’s snappy!
(转两圈) 巫:我是裁判!3、2、1!开始!
Witch:Now,I’m the umpire ! Three !Two!One !GO!
(白雪胜、强盗爬走)
白:没有人是我的对手!
Snow white:No one can be the opponent of me.
(两人骑扫把离场)
第五幕 (Act 5)
场景place:皇宫大厅
出场人物character:小红帽little red、虎克船长hook captain、羊大哥lamp 1、羊小弟lamp 2、小猪pig、白雪公主snow white、巫婆witch、灰姑娘Cinderella、仆人servant、魔镜magic mirror、
王子prince、旁白Voice-over
(三队客串跳舞、其他人聊天吃东西)MUSIC下
旁白:经过了一番波折后,所有受邀的宾客都来到了皇宫,他们有的聊天、有的吃东西,此时灰姑娘走了出来。
Voice-over:All guests have landed the castle. Some of them are chatting, the others are eating. At that time, Cinderella is coming.
MUSIC停 灰姑娘:(边走边笑+拨头发)欢迎我亲爱的朋友们来参加我的生日派对,今天大家尽量吃尽量玩如有上吐下泻的情况,本公主一概不负责喔(笑)咦 !我的王子呢?怎麼还没来 (与仆人说话)
Cinderella:
Welcome, my dear friends!Thank you for coming to my birthday party. Feel free to enjoy yourself.
Feel home and help yourself ! But I have no responsibility if you got stomachache or diarrhea, ha ha ha
Oh, where is my darling prince
仆人:噢!我亲爱的公主!你的王子等等就到了。
Servant:Oh! My dear princess! Your prince will be here soon.
(羊群们跑来跑去)(白雪公主与巫婆走向前)
白:你看看!看看这!灰姑娘也不想想自己是灰的。(对观众说)我是白的
snow white:Look! Look at her. She’s grey.
Doesnt everyone knows that Cinderella is meant to be GREY; and Snow white, Me myself
is white. Clear Me, White. She, Grey.
( I don’t understand what’s the purpose you put emphasis on the color here Is it relevant to the plot?)
(巫婆走路走到跌倒、苹果打到灰姑娘)
灰:唉唷~是谁
Cinderella:AIo~Who
(虎克船长答应)who who who who …(舞台前走一回)(大家一起动作)
白:噢~(摇头)真是抱歉(奸笑)不过真是高兴、噢不不不那是要献给你的礼物阿!(笑著走掉)
snow white:Oh~I’m so sorry but so happy. Oh No~No~No~ that is your present.
(羊们在灰姑娘旁边绕圈圈)
灰:停!. Cinderella:Stop!
(羊排一列) 羊大哥:公主,我们是三大男高音,今天准备了一首歌要送给妳
lamp 1:Princess, we are the three tenors. Mae~ Today we want to give a song to you.
SING…………………….
灰:停!停!停!不要唱了!
Cinderella:Stop! Stop! Stop! Please don’t sing!
【命运交响曲】
羊们:(摇头后退)OK…OK..(点头)(哭著跑出去)
Lamp+ pig :Ok…Ok…
(小红帽出场)
小红帽:我亲爱的公主,不要生气了,让我送给妳一个期待已久的礼物吧!
Little red:My dear princess. Don’t be angry. Let me give you long-waited present.
(魔法棒指向柱子)(灰转头看)(王子将柱子推倒后跳出、手拿镜子)
王子:天阿。我怎麼会那麼帅呢 (边走边说)
Prince:OH My God. It’s too handsome too believe!
小红帽:这下子满意了吧
little red:Are you satisfied now
Prince: Satisfied It’s FABULOUS ! Oh~ Ho! Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me that
I am the handsomest prince in the world ! ( to himself Yes. You Are! )
灰:太好了!太好了!(转向王子) 你真帅!
Cinderella:That’s great! You are so brilliant!
王子:我知道!我知道!大家都知道阿!
Prince:I know! I know! Everybody knows!
灰姑娘:我可以[跟你跳支舞吗
Cinderella:May I dance with you
(邀舞动作) →MUSIC下
→大家一起转出来 各自找各自的舞伴
→转一转不知不觉变成虎克船长跟王子在一起→舞继续→灰发现不对劲→灰把舞伴推开
→灰想介入虎克与王子→不断被推开→后面的人举出KISS的牌子(MUSIC快ending)
→音乐停、王子与虎克kiss、灰姑娘昏倒